“But masters, remember that I am an ass: though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass.”
— Dogberry in Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare
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Talking Points
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It’s not my place but… |
I probably shouldn’t say anything but… |
I’m sorry you took it that way. |
I told you so. |
You should have done… |
It’s not you. It’s me. |
Not to offend anyone but… |
It’s all in your head. |
You’re smarter than you look! |
Your style is so brave. |
I’d like a venti, mocha chocha latte, no sugar, extra pumps of vanilla, steamed 2% milk, in a grande cup with extra ice… |
I’ve never heard of that school. |
You look great for your age. |
You look tired. |
Why is this so hard for you? |
Like I already said… |
Good luck with that… |
I’m your best friend, but you’re not my best friend. |
I can’t believe you didn’t know that… |
Have you looked in the mirror today? |
Is that really what you’re wearing? |
Don’t take it personally. |
It’s not personal. |
Someone should have told you… |
Didn’t someone tell you that… |
You should know better than that. |
