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If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me? |
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me. |
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?Ā |
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect! |
Are you tired? Because youāve been running through my mind all day. |
Hold out hand: āHey Iām going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?ā |
Iām not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.ā |
Are you a cake, āBecause I want a piece of that.ā |
Are you a bank loan? Well, youāve certainly got my interest.Ā |
If you were a triangle, youād be acute one! |
Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you. |
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me. |
On a scale of to 10, youāre a and Iām the you lack. |
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you. |
Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, youāre a knockout! |
Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine? |
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen. |
Your phone has GPS, right? Because Iām totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes. |
Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends Iāve been touched by an angel? |
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? |
Your body is 65% water and Iām thirsty. |
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you. |
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend. |
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material? |
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. |
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? |
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart. |
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? |
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on. |
Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him Iāve found his missing angel. |
Hey, youāre pretty and Iām cute. Together weād be Pretty Cute. |
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. |
Whatās a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your phone number? |
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? |
Iām lost. Can you give me directions to your heart? |
I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did. |
Are you a parking ticket? Cause youāve got fine written all over you. |
Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for. |
Are you sure youāre not tired? Youāve been running through my mind all day. |
Did I tell you Iām writing a book? Itās a phone book and itās missing your number. |
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? |
Life without you would be like a broken pencilā¦ pointless. |
Are you from Tennessee? Because youāre the only ten I see! |
I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art. |
Iām not stalking you, Iām doing research! |
If I could rearrange the alphabet, Iād put U and I together. |
Iām no mathematician, but Iām pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it. |
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? |
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again? |
Youāre so sweet you must be made out of chocolate. |
Iām not good at holding conversations can I hold your hand instead |
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, Iād have five cents. |
Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me. |
Go ahead, feel my shirt. Itās made of boyfriend material! |
If you were a Transformer youād be Optimus Fine! |
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again? |
Iām learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them? |
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? |
Are you a parking ticket? Cause youāve got fine written all over you! |
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me! |
I was wondering if you had an extra heartā¦because mine was just stolen. |
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me! |
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away! |
If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar! |
Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because youāre the best a man can get! |
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I donāt mind being lost at sea. |
If you were a burger at McDonaldās, youād be the McGorgeous. |
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. |
Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off? |
Are you a loan? āCause youāve got my interest! |
Iām in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is! |
Are you a 45-degree angle? Because youāre a-cutie! |
Youāre so sweet, you could put Hersheyās out of business! |
Iām good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldnāt need to figure out Y. |
Iām really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped. |
If I had to rate you from to 10, Iād give you a 9, because Iām the youāre missing. |
You must be jelly, cause jam donāt shake like that. |
You must be a bank loan, cause youāve got my interest. |
Iāve got 1-ply, Iāve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply. |
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? |
If you were a phaser on Star Trek, youād be set to stun! |
Is your name Google? Because you have everything Iāve been searching for. |
Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey. |
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I canāt take them off you. |
Are you from Tennessee? Because youāre the only Ten I See. |
You must be a campfire. Because youāre super hot and I want sāmore. |
My buddies bet me that I wouldnāt be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money? |
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? |
Remember me? Oh, thatās right, Iāve only met you in my dreams. |
You must be made of cheese. Because youāre looking Gouda tonight! |
Iām glad I remembered to bring my library card. āCause I am totally checking you out! |
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber! |
Iām no mathematician, but Iām pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it. |
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Cause you are CuTe. |
Are you an object with mass? Cuz i feel an attractive force around you. |
Girl are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!Ā |
I think youāre suffering from a lack of vitamin me. |
Kiss me if Iām wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? |
Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea! |
Can I borrow a kiss? I swear Iāll give it back!Ā |
If you were a vegetable youād be a cute cumber. |
Is summer over? Because Iām about to āfallā for you! |
Thereās a massive clothes sale in my bedroom ā everything is 100% offI lost my numberā¦can I have yours? |
Are you a baker? āCause those buns look TASTY. |
Iām not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever. |
Is your name google? Because youāre everything Iāve been searching for. |
Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers. |
Even if there wasnāt gravity on earth, Iād still fall for you. |
Iām glad I brought my library card because Iām checking you out. |
You donāt need keys to drive me crazy. |
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material? |
Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together. |
Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them! |
I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine was just stolen. |
Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world. |
Is your name Chapstick? Because youāre da-balm. |
Do you have a map? Because Iām getting lost in your eyes. |
Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee falling for you! |
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, Iād die. |
Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless. |
Weāre not socks. But I think weād make a great pair. |
This may be cheesy, but I think youāre grate. |
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven. |
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete. |
Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass. |
Weāre you born a mermaid, because you were a mermaid for me. |
Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you? |
Is your name honey? Cuz Iād love to drizzle you on my bland day. |
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite. |
Iām finding it really hard to breathe. U just keep on taking my breath away. |
Have you got the timeā¦ Iāve got the time if youāve got the place! |
Are you glitter because you add sparkle to my life? |
Are you sitting on the Fkey? āCause your ass is refreshing! |
Letās commit the perfect crime- Iāll steal your heart, you steal mine. |
Do you wanna grab a coffee because I like you a latte? |
Hello! I guess you are looking for Mr. Right. Well, thatās me! |
My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you? |
How does it feel to be so gorgeous? |
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room? |
If you were a transformer, youād be Optimus Fine. |
Ā Do you know whatās on todayās menu? Itās Me ānā U. |
Are you a doctor? Because my heart beats faster when I see you. |
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications. |
Are you Space Shuttle Challenger? Cause I want to explode inside of you. |
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are! |
Let me tie your shoes, because I donāt want you falling for anyone else. |
I donāt have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? |
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. |
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? |
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. |
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? |
Do you live in a corn field, cause Iām stalking you. |
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. |
Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea! |
Iām not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever. |
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. |
Are you a parking ticket? āCause youāve got fine written all over you. |
Are you mexican? Because youāre my juan and only! |
Do you drink Pepsi? Because youāre so-da-licious! |
Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend. |
Iām no organ donor but Iād be happy to give you my heart. |
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? |
Is your nickname Chapstick? Because youāre da balm! |
Iām not staring at your b00bs. Iām staring at your heart. |
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? |
Iāll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead. |
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) |
Iām not drunk, Iām just intoxicated by YOU. |
I was blinded by your beautyā¦ Iām going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. |
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? |
There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on! |
Hi, Iām writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you? |
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think youāre lacking some Vitamin Me. |
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. |
You look so familiarā¦ didnāt we take a class together? I couldāve sworn we had chemistry. |
Hi, Iām Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? |
Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together. |
If you were a flower youād be a damnnn-delion |
If you were ground coffee, youād be Espresso cause youāre so fine. |
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, Iād have a galaxy in my hand. |
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, youād be guilty as charged! |
I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen |
Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together. |
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U? |
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want sāmore. |
If you were a tropical fruit, youād be a Fine-apple! |
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling |
If we fight, I think you would be the one giving the final blow. |
Are you wi-fi? Cause Iām totally feeling a connection. |
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